Samstag, September 23, 2006

WHEN CHIRON MET G.W.


Once when the old religions were prohibited by the new potentates of a new religion, Chiron was placed in the sky by Zeus to live at one of the stars of " The constellation Centaurus.", the refuge of the centaurs.
Now a very boring life started for Chiron who was used to educate young guys.

Chiron often looked down whistfully to earth with his long-glass and observed there below those cute guys, he loved so much ...

One night, Chiron saw a very sad scene below on earth ... he saw how a father maltreated his son ... it was heartbreaking!
Chiron asked Zeus whether he was allowed to return to earth only this one time to assist that poor boy ...
Zeus gave his consent and Chiron went down to earth, wrapped in a cloud ...

When Chiron arrived he found the boy quite alone, crying bitter tears. Chiron came closer to the boy, very gently, and let him weep on his shoulder. That poor boy's name was G.W.

Next morning Chiron called on G.W.'s parents offering them his services as an educator for their son, but they chased him out, for they thought he would seduce G.W., so that G.W. would become gay in later times ...

That's why G.W. remained uneducated, silly and incapable for every decent job ...

15 Comments:

Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

you think that guy is well hung?

HAH!

you ain't see nothing yeT!!!

6:45 nachm.  
Blogger RIC said...

Magnificent!!!
The story goes on yet:
«The Greek gods were silenced by the clan of the boy's father, mankind lost their favours, and the godless world turned into a desert. Chiron cries until this very day for not having been allowed to exerce «pederastia» on the poor boy when he could still be saved from his repulsive fate...»
Schönes Wochenende, lieber Hans!

6:48 nachm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Cocaine Jesus:
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:-) Don't take it seriously! It's only a persiflage! :-)

9:17 nachm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Ric:
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Did I promise too much? :-)Good continuation!
Auch für dich ein schönes Wochenende, lieber Ricardo! :-)

9:26 nachm.  
Blogger Trudging said...

Wow, this is what my son Sam wants to be for Holloween. I have no idea how to pull it off.

2:10 vorm.  
Blogger Trudging said...

Minus the large penis of course

2:11 vorm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Trudging :
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To get the body of a centaur you need a partner, who follows you in "attitude bent down" which is naturally boring for the partner :-), but so you get 4 legs :-) ...

The other way would be to apply 2 "legs of a horse" to the hips ...

If Sam really wants such a costume for Halloween, tell me, Trudge, and I will make for him a sketch of the 2. centaur and send it to you :-)

1:17 nachm.  
Blogger Prmod Bafna said...

A beautiful tale to read! although im really not in for parents really governing what kind of sexuality their child chooses its like changing the course of the good music that is life!

8:21 nachm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Prmod Bafna:
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You are right, Prmod! I agree with you!!! But this tale I invented only as a persiflage to the biography of G.W. Bush :-) who doesn't like "gay people" :-)

8:34 nachm.  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

What a beautiful photo and tale (or tail, if you prefer)

Finally, an explanation that makes sense!

2:53 nachm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Barbara from California:
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Hahaha, funny wordplay > tale > tail >! ;-)

7:28 nachm.  
Blogger Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

Now Castor, I have to speak with you about a little vocabulary issue. That thing flopping around under Chiron's belly is not a persiflage. It's a PENIS. Say after me, PEE-NUS. And as huge as it looks, it goes back in that sheath about a foot and a half.
Probably would have done Dubya a world of good.

7:50 vorm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Daniel:
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Thank you, Daniel! :-)Should I say after you. PEE-NUS or PEE-NIS? I think I should say PEE-NIS ... PEE-NIS ... PEE-NIS! Is it right now?
But I didn't mean that the penis is a persiflage! The story is a persiflage!

Hahaha, funny imagination, that Dubaya is penetrated by a huge cock of a horse! Hahaha!

9:14 vorm.  
Blogger Ryan said...

um wow! not sure what else 2 say u stun me uncle!

2:43 nachm.  
Blogger castor said...

to Ryan:
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It's a nice compliment for your old uncle to make you stunnning, Ryan :-)

Uncle Castor

3:40 nachm.  

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