Sonntag, Mai 08, 2005

MAMA'S DAY

A Jewish man calls his mother, “Mom, and how are you."

" Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."

The son says, "Why are you so weak?"

She says, "Because, I haven't eaten in 38 days."

" Mama," the man says, "that's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."


XXXOOO

Mama, however, I loved you ...
This night I actually dreamed of you ... but it was a nice dream ... really! ;-)